“There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
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– June 1, 2020
Shirley Temple
“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.”
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– May 29, 2020
Clyde B. Aster
“When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he’s going to have a go at it anyway.”
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– May 28, 2020
Totie Fields
“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.”
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– May 27, 2020
Caskie Stinnett
“A diplomat… is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”
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– May 26, 2020
Albert Einstein
“Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish.”
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– May 25, 2020
Lily Tomlin
“Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.”
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– May 24, 2020
George Burns
“I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.”
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– May 23, 2020
Laurence J. Peter
“An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.”
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– May 22, 2020
Martin Gardner
“There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.”
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– May 21, 2020
