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Fran Lebowitz
“No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.”
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– January 10, 2025
Woody Allen
“As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.”
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– December 17, 2024
Woody Allen
“I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
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– November 16, 2024
Saki
“Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.”
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– November 15, 2024
Isaac Asimov
“Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.”
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– November 9, 2024
Eric Hoffer
“It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living.”
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– November 3, 2024
Augusten Burroughs
“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
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– October 26, 2024
Laurence J. Peter
“If you don’t know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.”
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– October 20, 2024
Mark Twain
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.”
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– October 10, 2024
Bertrand Russell
“The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.”
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– October 8, 2024
