“Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn’t learn of it for six months.”
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– July 10, 2019
Garry Shandling
“I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know.”
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– July 9, 2019
Sir Winston Churchill
“I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
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– July 8, 2019
Bill Murray
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.”
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– July 7, 2019
Rita Rudner
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.”
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– July 6, 2019
Ed Meese
“You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.”
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– July 5, 2019
George Aiken
“If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.”
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– July 4, 2019
David Smith
“In this business you either sink or swim or you don’t.”
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– July 3, 2019
Wilson Mizner
“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.”
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– July 2, 2019
James Thurber
“I hate women because they always know where things are.”
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– June 30, 2019
