“When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer ‘Present’ or ‘Not guilty.'”
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Theodore Roosevelt
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– June 14, 2023
Doug Larson
“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
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– June 4, 2023
Will Rogers
“There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on senators.”
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– May 23, 2023
Albert Einstein
“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
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– May 18, 2023
Unknown
“Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.”
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– May 16, 2023
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.”
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– May 15, 2023
Anonymous
“I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.”
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– May 3, 2023
Samuel Goldwyn
“I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.”
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– April 29, 2023
George Carlin
“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
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– April 26, 2023
P. J. Plauger
“My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.”
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– April 24, 2023