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Doug Larson

“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
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Will Rogers

“There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on senators.”
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Albert Einstein

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
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Unknown

“Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.”
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Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.”
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Anonymous

“I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.”
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Samuel Goldwyn

“I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.”
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George Carlin

“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”
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P. J. Plauger

“My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.”
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Hunter S. Thompson

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”
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