“I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.”
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– August 16, 2023
Edward Bulwer-Lytton
“A life of pleasure makes even the strongest mind frivolous at last.”
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– August 15, 2023
Mae West
“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.”
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– August 11, 2023
Piet Hein
“A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.”
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– August 2, 2023
Bertrand Russell
“The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.”
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– August 1, 2023
Charles de Gaulle
“The graveyards are full of indispensable men.”
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– July 29, 2023
John Sladek
“The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.”
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– July 22, 2023
Mark Twain
“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
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– July 20, 2023
Bette Midler
“I never know how much of what I say is true.”
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– July 16, 2023
Alice James
“One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.”
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– July 15, 2023
