“I don’t understand the sizes anymore. There’s a size zero, which I didn’t even know that they had. It must stand for: ‘Ohhh my God, you’re thin.'”
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Ellen DeGeneres
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– July 4, 2020
Mel Brooks
“If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.”
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– July 3, 2020
Kurt Vonnegut
“Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before… He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.”
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– July 2, 2020
Mark Twain
“A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.”
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– July 1, 2020
H. L. Mencken
“It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.”
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– June 30, 2020
Anonymous
“Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.”
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– June 29, 2020
Benjamin H. Brewster
“A lawyer starts life giving $ 500 worth of law for $ 5 and ends giving $ 5 worth for $ 500.”
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– June 28, 2020
Charles Kuralt
“Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.”
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– June 27, 2020
Carlos A. Urbizo
“Stoop and you’ll be stepped on; stand tall and you’ll be shot at.”
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– June 26, 2020
Unknown
“Fools rush in where fools have been before.”
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– June 25, 2020
