“The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.”
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– November 1, 2020
Mark Twain
“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.”
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– October 31, 2020
Don Marquis
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'”
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– October 30, 2020
H. P. Lovecraft
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.”
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– October 29, 2020
Mitch Hedberg
“I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.”
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– October 28, 2020
Fred Allen
“Committee–a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.”
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– October 27, 2020
Fran Lebowitz
“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”
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– October 26, 2020
Vilhjalmur Stefansson
“What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.”
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– October 25, 2020
Samuel Johnson
“A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.”
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– October 24, 2020
Rita Holt
“There it was, hidden in alphabetical order.”
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– October 22, 2020