“Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.”
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– October 26, 2021
Oscar Levant
“I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.”
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– October 25, 2021
Abigail Van Buren
“It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.”
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– October 24, 2021
Arthur Miller
“Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.”
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– October 23, 2021
Tallulah Bankhead
“Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.”
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– October 21, 2021
Dame Edna Everage
“My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.”
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– October 15, 2021
Woody Allen
“It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.”
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– October 14, 2021
P. B. Medawar
“The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.”
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– October 12, 2021
Theodore Sturgeon
“Ninety percent of everything is crap.”
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– October 11, 2021
Maureen Murphy
“The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.”
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– October 10, 2021
