“Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.”
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Ambrose Bierce
“Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.”
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– November 14, 2021
H. L. Mencken
“In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell.”
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– November 13, 2021
Peter Stone
“‘So you think *I’m* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I’m not, be the next victim?’/ ‘Well, that would be a start.'”
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– November 10, 2021
Tommy Cooper
“Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.”
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– November 9, 2021
M. Cartmill
“As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life – so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.”
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– November 8, 2021
Steven Wright
“It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.”
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– November 7, 2021
Groucho Marx
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
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– November 6, 2021
George Saunders
“Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.”
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– November 3, 2021
