“‘So you think *I’m* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I’m not, be the next victim?’/ ‘Well, that would be a start.'”
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– November 10, 2021
Tommy Cooper
“Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.”
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– November 9, 2021
M. Cartmill
“As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life – so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.”
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– November 8, 2021
Steven Wright
“It doesn’t make a difference what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.”
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– November 7, 2021
Groucho Marx
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
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– November 6, 2021
George Saunders
“Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.”
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– November 3, 2021
Elayne Boosler
“I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body.”
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– November 2, 2021
Anatole Broyard
“There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience.”
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– October 30, 2021
H. L. Mencken
“There is always a well-known solution to every human problem–neat, plausible, and wrong.”
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– October 29, 2021
