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Woody Allen

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying.”
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Simeon Strunsky

“Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.”
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“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.”
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“I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.”
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Laurence J. Peter

“Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.”
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Malcolm Forbes

“By the time we’ve made it, we’ve had it.”
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Russell Baker

“Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.”
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Theodore Roosevelt

“When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer ‘Present’ or ‘Not guilty.'”
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Doug Larson

“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
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Will Rogers

“There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on senators.”
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